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Mommy’s Weird
By Kyla Cornish
Today’s edition comes from my friend Nicki…
“My four-year-old is too smart. She said, ‘I want Chocolate Milk’ I said, ‘I want a horse that flies’ so she runs off and I pat myself on the back and think good job mom. Three minutes later she dumps Twilight Sparkle in my lap, with a glib, ‘there you go mama.’ Game, set, match.”
My friends kill me.
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– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: http://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird
