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I am not a hillbilly
By Kyla Cornish
Scene: Zed is driving, I am in the passenger seat. Baby Bot and Whirlwind are in their car seats. Our foreign exchange student Why is in the back back back seat in the van.
Baby Bot: Momma…?
Me: Yes.
Baby Bot: Is Dada your brudder?
ALL AT THE SAME TIME…
Why: Tee hee. What did you?
Whirlwind: Whaaaaaaat did he say?
Me: No…
Zed: Did he ask if I was your brother?
Then…
Baby Bot: Is Dada your brudder?
Me: No honey. He is not my brudder. Uncle Todd and Uncle Curt are my brothers.
Whirlwind: And Uncle Mat and Uncle Tim are Dada’s brothers.
Baby Bot: Oh. Did I live inside Dada?
ALL AT THE SAME TIME…
Zed: Wha?
Whirlwind: Noooooooooo!
Why: What is he talking?
Me: Nope. You lived inside of Momma.
Baby Bot: Dat’s cool.
Me: Yup. That’s cool.
Baby Bot: Momma. I’m hungry.
Me: We’ll be home soon.
Silence
Zed: Did he just ask if I was your brother?
Me: Don’t worry. You aren’t.
End Scene.
– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: http://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird