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I’m a downer today
Mommy’s Weird
By Kyla Cornish
Let’s set the scene…
8:55 a.m. on a beautiful sunny Thursday Morning. Bot and I have just dropped off Whirlwind at school. Bot is wearing dinosaur PJs, rubber boots, pink gloves and a bright orange toque.
Me: Let’s go for a walk.
Bot: Sure, Momma.
Me: Do you want to go up the hill or down the hill today?
Bot: Um… I’m a downer today, Momma.
Yo; if you dug this then you just gotta join the Mommy’s Weird Facebook page. It’s a damn hoot in there.
Also, I have some good oldies about Whirlwind which are fun to go back to read. Damn that girl was/is cheeky. Try this and this and oh yeah, this.
– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: http://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird
