Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

Something happened the other day and I was stuck between the emotions of hilarious and sad.

Maybe you can relate?

The other day Baby Bot was playing with his brand new piggy bank. It took me a second to figure out why he was digging in his pockets, his sister’s pockets and then my pockets.

“Oh, you are looking for money!” I exclaimed.

Baby Bot smiled and nodded and announced, “Daddy’s have money.”

Curiously I asked, “What do Mommy’s have?”

“Mommy’s have Kleenex,” he answered.

I burst out laughing. Yes, Mommy has Kleenex, but Mommy also works and makes money. So, his little world of innocence brought me joy but also confusion. I want him to know that I work. I want him to know that Mommy contributes to this family just as much as Daddy does.

But, he already knows that.

Baby Bot knows that when he needs his nose wiped, that his Mommy will always have his Kleenex.

And I am okay with that.

– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: https://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird

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