Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

You know how I have a chicken wing addiction, right?

It’s so bad that I even started a Pinterest page about wings.

I think someone needs a hobby.

Anywho.

My favourite thing to do on a Friday or Saturday  (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday) is to cook a box of wings and drink a Corona with my husband while watching Parenthood.

After inhaling all my wings and still feeling a bit famished, I looked over at Zed’s plate.

Seriously, look (up to the right) how he eats wings…

And to the left is how I eat wings…

Do you see the difference?

My husband eats wings like a lady and I eat them like I am in the book ‘The Clan of the Cave Bear.’

If you haven’t thrown up yet and want to get deeper into this issue here is a side by side…

See the difference?

If you are looking for me, I will be sucking on his bones.

– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: https://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird

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