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My front load washing machine stinks
Mommy’s Weird
By Kyla Cornish
My front load washing machine stinks and it’s really ticking me off.
First of all, I never bought it; it came with the house. And honestly, I was more excited about the washing machine than I was about having more than one pooper.
FYI: Pooper is toilet in Mommy’s Weird talk. Not in Kyla talk. That’s just crass.
Anywho…
My old washing machine was an apartment-sized washer that was kept in a room that was not really winterized. So, when we bought this house I really thought I was on The Jefferson’s.
Sing it with me…“We’re Moving On Up… to the East Side….”
Okay.
Stop.
Weirdly, the washing machine is set up in what I call the “mudroom,” which is at the main door. As soon as anyone walks into my house all they can smell is mildew.
I am embarrassed by my front load washing machine.
First World Problem?
Maybe.
But irritating as all hell.
I don’t even want to hear about the washing stuff you can buy to wash your washing machine.
Are you kidding me?
It’s a washing machine.
It does not need to have its own special soap to be washed with.
Seriously, is my washing machine Lady Mary from Downton Abbey? Shall I add some lavender to it?
Yes, I know I could be doing my washing down by the river with some rocks. For the record, I think I would be very good at balancing a load of laundry on my head.
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– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and U.S. by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: https://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird
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