Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

Its time for another edition of ‘Crap My Friends Post On Facebook.’ This one is from a status I read recently.

“Dear parents of my Ellie’s classmates: If you see a sketchy invite in your son or daughter’s backpack for Ellie’s birthday party at Reid Montgomery School gym on March 8 – please disregard. She made these invites at school. By herself. We are not having a party March 8. Her birthday isn’t even in March. It’s in May. One parent already called to confirm the time. My concern now is how many she could have made between 9 a.m. and 3:30 p.m.”

If you liked this, you will probably love all of these; my friends are funny as farting turtles. I made an entire category on my blog about the crap they post.

– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: https://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird

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