Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

My Mom just said something sort of dicky to me.

I can’t remember what it was because she cannot help herself with me.

We just had this conversation…

Me: You know Mom, sometimes you say really mean things.

My Mom: That must be where you get it from.

Wow.

Just wow.

She is that good.

And she’s right. I do get it from her.

I also get my love of booze from her too…

– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: https://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird

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