Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

My husband was giving the kids a bath when I heard this…

“MILK!”

“WATER!”

“MIIIIIIIIILK!”

“WAAAATERRRRR!”

This went on about 15 more times with Whirlwind yelling, “MILK!” and Bot yelling, “WATER!”

I could hear splashing.

I could hear the frustration in their voices.

I could hear tears.

Then suddenly I heard my husband yell this…

“PLATYPUS!”

Then silence.

And then all I heard was uncontrollable laughter.

From all of them.

I smiled and all I could think of was how truly lucky I am to have a husband who not only gets his wife, but he gets his kids too.

We all get each other.

I don’t need or want for anything else. If this is all I get, then I am definitely okay with that.

– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: https://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird

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