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Mommy’s Weird
By Kyla Cornish
Growing up can kind of suck. Mostly, it’s all sorts of awesome and hilariousness.
I laugh at myself and my friends constantly.
Case in point?
My friend’s Facebook status: “I used to call a number for a friend of a friend of a friend for weed. Tonight I did it trying to track down farm fresh eggs.”
Can we just laugh about this for a moment?
BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH.
Okay.
Give me a second.
BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Whew.
Even if you didn’t smoke weed, I am sure you can relate to this. I catch myself doing and saying things that I never expected. Things that “Old Kyla” would be appalled at.
Things like:
– eating my kid’s half eaten brown apple.
– getting drunk off one beer.
– using my bare hand to wipe poop off my kid’s butt.
– haggling over a used step machine.
– farting in my husband’s face.
Wait. That last one was too far wasn’t it?
I’m sorry.
I take that one back.
That didn’t happen.
It definitely didn’t happen twice.
– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: https://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird
