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My Baby Bot
Mommy’s Weird
By Kyla Cornish
We’ve had some pretty hilariousness moments with Bot and Zed.
First of all, Baby Bot is practically a boy and I am thinking that I should just refer to him as Bot now instead of Baby Bot.
Awww.
Screw it.
He’s my baby. I plan on ruining him for years to come.
Anywhooo…
Baby Bot laid a boom boom in his pull up this morning.
I was awoken to this at 5:50 a.m….
“I went boom boom in my diaper!”
Great. Off I went and cleaned not only the stinkiest dump from this kid but also the stickiest. You know the kind I’m talking about right?
Later on in the afternoon, I took him to the potty and said, “Honey, if you have to go boom boom in the middle of the night, you just call Mommy and I will take you to have a boom boom in the potty.”
“Okay Momma.” He answers with the cutest little face you have ever seen. I know you think your kids are cute. But, they are not. Baby Bot is the cutest on the planet.
He then adds mischievously, “How about, I boom boom in my diaper and then get Daddy to clean my butt?”
I didn’t answer.
But, I did give him a big hug and told him I loved him.
– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: http://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird
