Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

Did that title make sense?

Meh.

It’s my blog. I will make sense if I want to.

I have been trying to get my Mom to write on my blog for months. The lady is hilarious. And she is a real pain in my ass, so obviously, a perfect fit for Mommy’s Weird.

Today’s Phone Conversation

Baby Bot: Rrrrrmmmmrrrpppp.

My Mom:  What’s that noise?

Me: It’s Baby Bot; he’s being a transformer.

My Mom: A drunk farmer?

Me: BAHAHAHAHAHA What?

My Mom: He. Is. Being. A. Drunk. Farmer.

Me: BAHAHAHAHA No. He’s being a transformer.

My Mom:  OH. BAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

Then we talked for about 20 minutes and then she said…

My Mom:  Are you forgetting to tell me something?

Me: Uhhhhhh.

My Mom: Is there another reason that you should be calling me today?

Me:  Um… yeah. Of course. It’s… shit Mom. I’m sorry it’s your birthday isn’t it? How did you know I forgot?

My Mom:  When you didn’t say Happy Birthday!

Me: Oh. Happy Birthday, Mom.

My Mom: Thank you

Sorry about that Mom, Happy Birthday! I can’t think of another person that I love so much that I would like to drown them.

– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: http://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird

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