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Posted: October 30, 2015

Tyra Banks touched my breasts

Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

Kyla Fab Life 2Remember last week when I told you I was going to Los Angeles to be a on a TV show?

The video is so funny, I was so excited. My body kept making all these crazy noises that not only did I not know it could make,  but I also had no control over.

And this is the reason why…

YES!

THAT IS TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS! (Pictured above)

Remember when Jillian Michaels broke my bra?

Well FABLife got a hold of that story and loved every second of it! I mean who didn’t? It was one of the most viewed posts ever on Mommy’s Weird. It was tweeted and re-tweeted and shared and “liked” a ton, that eventually Jillian re-tweeted me.

But, she never did the right thing.

She never replaced the bra that I asked her to replace. It is hard to be a big breasted woman and find a bra that actually does the trick when I am working out.

Last Monday, FABLife flew me out to LA for 40 hours to be on the show. The entire thing was surreal. I knew I was going on the show to just do a little blurb about “Bra Hacks.” I pretty much expected to be in the studio audience and they would ask me about my broken bra, yada yada.

Fab-Life-225x300Instead, I ended up in a quick one-on-one chat with Tyra Banks.

While we were chatting, I felt someone to the right of my body, and legitimately it scared me. And I reacted; now I have not seen the video yet, but apparently, I get so surprised that I actually push Jillian Michaels.

Whoopsie.

I guess her publicist loved it and asked to see it in slow motion.

Jillian Michaels then handed me a new sports bra to make up for the one she broke.

The problem was it looked pretty small.

It was NOT going to fit me.

So, I told her that.

And that is when things went a little sideways.

I am not sure how it happened or why it happened, but the next thing I knew, I felt a hand on each of my breasts. Tyra Banks was behind me with her big mitts cupping my breasts. Then on national television, I said my bra size. I don’t know why, I did that.

Telling people on Mommy’s Weird is one thing, but telling it on national TV is another. I cannot wait to see the expression on my face when it airs. I truly was thinking, “WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?! HOW DID I GET HERE?”

It was surreal.

But, it was a segment about bras and breasts so it really wasn’t out of context and I wasn’t upset. Please know that I made the title “Tyra Banks Touched My Breasts” all in good fun and quite possibly as click bait.

Kyla Fab Life 3Was it an awesome experience?

Yes.

But guess what Jillian Michaels?

You still owe me a damn bra.

Included here are a few more pictures from the studio.

The show airs this Monday, November 2. It is available in Canada but not on a Canadian network, you will have to check your local listings, for an ABC channel. Where I live it comes on at 5 pm.

I have been told by the amazing producers and crew on the show that there will be lots of video and photos available to me on Monday. But, I couldn’t wait any longer to share my experience. I have talked to lots of people who have never heard of FABLife; it’s because it’s brand new and just started in August. The formula of the show is pretty fun.

It was the most amazing 40 hours in LA and Culver City; you need to go check out my TwitterFacebook and Instagram to see all the ridiculousness I got up to with my friend Tiffany, who by the way was the one who took the photos of me at the taping. She’s sneaky that way.

See show promo here

 

KylaCornishKyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, ‘Life Well Blogged.’ She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: http://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird


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