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Posted: April 19, 2014

Jillian Michaels broke my bra

Mommy is Weird

By Kyla Cornish

ColKyla1My quest to keep in shape has been an interesting one. Not only did I break my bra while running on the treadmill…

Col Kyla 2But, I also broke another one while doing Jillian Michaels’ 30 Day Shred… and yes that is Jillian’s crotch in the background.

I find it weird that both times I broke a bra strap it was the left bra strap. I thought your right breast was supposed to be bigger than your left.

Obviously not the case.

I apparently have a huge left breast.


My children absolutely love Jillian Michaels. I don’t allow them to watch The Biggest Loser, but Whirlwind loves to work out with me and use her Barbies or maracas as hand weights.

While we “do Jillian” she asks things like…“Where does Jillian live?”

“Can I go to her house?”

“Can you email her and see if we can visit her?”

Col Kyla3The interest in Jillian Michaels has grown so much that yesterday Baby Bot told me he was going to make me a “Jillian Cake” for my birthday.

I don’t really want a “Jillian Cake” for my birthday. I just want her to buy me a new bra. And maybe toss in a few new DVDs.

Disclaimer:  This was not an ad for Biggest Loser or Jillian Michaels.  But, seriously, buy me a new bra lady. Taming these breasts is damn expensive.

Update: Jillian has tweeted me twice about said bra; so far she has not bought me a new one. I am keeping the dream alive.

KylaCornish– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and U.S. by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: and follow on twitter @mommyisweird

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