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Posted: October 22, 2016

Oh poppycock

Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

I love watching movies with my kids. Oh, poppycock. That’s a full on lie. I hate it.  I hate watching the movies that my kids pick on Netflix. I hate their choices. Okay, I better be honest. I hate some of their choices.

We did watch The Princess and the Frog. I made it about half way through.

They are also obsessed with Zootopia. Which, I did like.

The first time.

You know what I do like?

Poppycock.

Easy Poppycock

Pop one cup of popcorn kernels.

Spread on cookie sheet.

Boil the next three ingredients until it is in the hard ball stage. (If you don’t know what that means, Google it)

3/4 cup sugar

1/2 cup corn syrup

1/2 cup water

Once at hard ball stage, add.

1/4 cup butter

1/2 tsp salt

Once butter is melted pour over popcorn on cookie sheet.

For fun add nuts or M&Ms

I’m not sure why I am cooking so much. I think I am nesting, without the pregnancy part.

Kyla leadKyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, ‘Life Well Blogged.’ She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. Kyla appeared on the Los Angeles-based television show FabLife on November 2. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: http://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird


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