Mommy’s Weird

By Kyla Cornish

I haven’t talked about my friends’ sex lives for a while.

Maybe I am growing up.

Damn, I crack myself up.

Here goes… I have a friend whose youngest child still sleeps in their bed, while their oldest child has their own room.

One night after getting the youngest child to bed in their bed, my friend and her husband snuck downstairs to the spare room in the basement to “get jiggy” with it.

To them this seemed like a genius idea.

And it was genius.

Until their oldest child walked down the stairs and into the spare room to witness my friend naked riding her husband like a mechanical bull.

“Why are you naked in the basement?” The oldest child asked sleepily.

“Ummm.. I’m not.”  My friend stammered.

“Oh. Where’s Dad?”

“I don’t know.” My friend answered as she looked down at her husband, with her eyes as big as hamburger patties.

“If I find him I will tell him I know you are naked in the basement, okay? ”

M’ okay.

– Kyla Cornish is a “retired” radio Dj adjusting to being a Momma of two children. Main problems? Lack of sex, sleep sanity and an addiction to saucy chicken wings. Kyla has been published in a series of funny blogger ebooks, “Life Well Blogged.” She has also been recognized as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms in Canada and US by Circle of Moms. Then she was kicked out of that contest for cheating. She also won a baking competition when she was 11 at a 4-H Rally. Find Kyla here: https://www.mommysweird.com and follow on twitter @mommyisweird

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